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Joke of the Day

"GENIE: u get 3 wishes! ME: for my first wish, I want a never-ending bowl of guac GENIE: guac, huh? Yeah, that's gonna cost you an extra wish"

"Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges? He was caught doing lines of math!"

"Happy Mother's Day Reddit! What did you get your mom?"

"A newbie at work asked me if I knew where the coloured printer was. I said ""It's 2016, Jamal, you can use any printer you want"""

"The secret to becoming a millionaire... Is by being a billionaire, then starting an airline."

"Addicted Three years ago I got addicted to soap. But now I'm clean."

"A fish is made from just two atoms of Sodium. 2Na"

"2-year-old: The dog tastes like dirt. Me: Don't lick the dog. 2: He licked me first."

"Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could hit 8 colleagues at once."

"Whenever I meet someone for the first time, I avoid telling Titanic jokes because they're terrible at breaking the ice."