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Joke of the Day
"A fish is made from just two atoms of Sodium. 2Na"
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"Did you hear about the 2 men who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months."
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"Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common? A: They haven't had any brains for the last thirty years."
"Why is the letter ""O"" everywhere? Because it's a round U."
"my penis was being a dick so..... i told him to grow up"
"Why do Jews have a big nose? Because air is free"
"How amazing is Michael Phelps? He's got like a Brazilian Medals."
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"A man holding a large block of asphalt walks into a bar. He says to the bartender, ""A beer for me, and one for the road."""