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Joke of the Day

"The secret to becoming a millionaire... Is by being a billionaire, then starting an airline."

"What's long and hard every time you wake up? Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to."

"My girlfriend and I are having a disagreement. She wants a huge wedding with 500 guests and a piano player... I want us to see other people."

"Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full? He is so misunderstood."

"My sex life is like the punch line of this joke"

"Did you hear about the guy who had to leave his position to become a manager? He was fired up"

"What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.? What do I have to do to get ahead around here?"

"A recent survey found. 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy"

"Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid? He was told not to play with his food."

"People keep talking about the new Star Wars trailer. In my day, Star Wars had SPACESHIPS!"