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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican vs a Mexican in basketball? Juan on Juan"
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"Knock knock. Who's there? BRAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (it's a whale joke!)"
"What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate? I find it a tad one-sided."
"Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party? The party was for ""Wights only."""
"[raises hand in math class] HOW DO PEOPLE WHO WORK AT THE SPAM CORPORATION KNOW WHEN THEY'RE GETTING UNSOLICITED EMAIL?"
"A blind man walks into a bar ..and into a table and a chair."
"Nice try Jehovah's Witnesses but dressing up like cops and telling me you have a warrant is not going to get me to open my door."
"When I get caught smoking in a restaurant, I pretend I'm blind and tell them the cigarette is my seeing eye dog."
"Dear Apple, Sorry to hear that you're still figuring out how cell phones work."
"I was so angry when I found my wife's profile on a dating website. That lying b!tch isn't ""fun to be around."""