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Joke of the Day
"What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate? I find it a tad one-sided."
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"In honor of America's upcoming Independence Day, do you know why America spells ""behavior"", ""color"", and ""humor"" the way they do? Because **fuck u**, that's why!"
"How do you tell if you're a real gangster? Take a blud test [OC]"
"There are 2 things I hate in this world... People who can't count."
"What do a cue ball and a Mexican have in common? The harder you hit 'em, the more english they pick up."
"Why couldn't Bach be a rapper? Because he's Baroque."
"Guinea Pig When I was five years old, my teacher asked me if I wanted to take the school guinea pig home. Seven months later, I arrived in the African republic of Guinea."
"Some kids called me fatty as I walked down the street today. I just turned the other chin."
"Cannibal kid... ...is walking home, chanting: ""I'm hungry, hungry, hungry!"" Half an hour later, he leaves the house, chanting: ""I'm an orphan, an orphan, an orphan!"""
"Did you hear about the professor that got in a horrible wreck? He was grading papers on a curve."