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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? One looks up your family tree, the other looks up your family bush."

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"Its the last day of the year.... Just felt I should thank everyone who made me smile this year. You are one of them so here's a big THANK YOU."
"Wait...so I get a million dollars AND I get to punch a baby in the face? -me when someone asks if I would punch a baby for a million bucks"
"When geese fly in a ""V"" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side."
"Whats worse than being adopted Being adopted twice."
"What's faster than the speed of light? A female untagging herself from an unflattering photo."
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"I don't always have a cool Facebook status, but when I do, an older relative ruins it with a lame comment."
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