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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? One looks up your family tree, the other looks up your family bush."

"What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard? Nothing, he's Snowden."

"A leading rabbi has ruled that marijuana is kosher Now we know what kids are gonna be doing for the Jewish High Holidays..."

"Neighbour: if your son doesn't stop playing drums right now I'll lose my mind!! Me: too late...he's stopped half an hour ago"

"my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard / their like, is this organic? do u hav a vegan option? can u make it with froyo insted"

"You don't see many dog librarians. Probably because of the barking."

"My friend bought a choir girl zombie costume for Halloween. She put it on and said, ""Am I menacing?"" I said, ""Of course, you're a choir girl."""

"Guess what Spain is Chicken anus"

"How many Trump supporters does t take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just make the Mexicans do it."

"Do you know which place has the highest concentration of Jews? The atmosphere."