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Joke of the Day
"I dropped my nokia in the toilet didn't bother me since it's always been shitty."
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"[DEATH ROW] WARDEN: Last meal? CON: Just a glass of lemonade please *Drinks lemonade/Burps* WARDEN: Pardon [CON WALKS FREE]"
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"Why does heaven have such great wifi? Because of all the cloud space."
"How I pissed off my girlfriend during sex. I pissed on her."
"I am a 60 year old stuck in an 8 year old body . I want to break free . I should've used more lube."
"Turning 30 is like fucking your sister Your dad wishes he could do it again."
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