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"I don't always have a cool Facebook status, but when I do, an older relative ruins it with a lame comment."

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"Guess what I saw? wood"
"Yo momma's so fat... ...when she farted, they had proof for the hawking radiation theory."
"Most long freeway drives are spent thinking, ""Who the hell would live here?"""
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"I bet ""Fifty Shades of Grey"" won't make that much money because most of the people who want to see it are tied to a bedpost."
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