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Joke of the Day

"What if ""baby daddy"" meant a father who was actually a very small baby? A little baby dad. Baby Dad, coming this fall to ABC Wednesday night"

"What kind of phone does Hades use half the year for making booty calls? The Perse-phone."

"Old Finnish Saying Do you know what's wrong with a Russian ass buzzer? It doesn't fit in your ass and it doesn't buzz."

"What do you call a disease you get from having sex? Infucktious Diseases"

"How do you make a Giraffe go to war? You Giraffed it"

"A boy asks for a pink ping pong ball... a boy comes downstairs and asks for a pink ping pong ball. ""don't you start that again."" says the mom."

"Never think you can win a fight just because the other one is a huge pussy. It might have been a female tiger, but it still ate my arm."

"You don't know... ...until you find out!"

"What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending."

"A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, For you, no charge!"