171332
Joke of the Day
"What kind of phone does Hades use half the year for making booty calls? The Perse-phone."
Next Joke
"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre So he gives her one."
"Did you hear the joke about the deaf idiot? Neither did he."
"What did the little kid do with the dead battery? He buried it."
"My gf got into a car accident today... I take public transportation so I don't also get rear ended by strangers."
"How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two."
"Pete Rose is really bummed that Major League Baseball didn't reinstate him... he was gettin' some great odds bettin' they would"
"I hate people who say ""said no one ever"" to things I said because I literally just f-cking said it."
"Who would win a fight between Lemmy and God? Trick question. Lemmy is God *The world lost a great musician today"
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-three today and we don't know where the hell she is."