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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a disease you get from having sex? Infucktious Diseases"
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"Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay."
"My fortune cookie message read : ""You appeal to a small, select group of confused people"" .... Uh huh ...."
"Depresso; the feeling you get when you've run out of coffee."
"I'm never more nervous than when I tell a doctor what I actually eat."
"Me: I have a huge crush on this girl. Him: What's her name? Me: I'm not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least? Me: @"
"Nothing screams DUI like wearing a really nice suit on a city bus."
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"7 out of 3 people are bad at fractions."
"[shady nighttime meeting at the aquarium] AQUARIUM EMPLOYEE: eels are already pretty slippery man ME: shut up and help me butter them"