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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
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"What's the difference between a corn husker with tourettes, and a prostitute with diarrhea? One fits before they shuck, the other shits before they fuck."
"I just got a papercut... we'll just see if I recycle this week... stupid cunt tree."
"Police arrest two kids. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."
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"Why the word redundancy when lawyers say cease and desist? Billable vowels."
"I was so angry when I found my wife's profile on a dating website. That lying bitch isn't ""fun to be around""."
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"Are you the fourth derivative of a position function? Cause you're a jerk!"
"Obama and Bush walk into a bar... ...Clinton ducked."