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Joke of the Day

"Does a Priest have a wife? He has nun."

"Why do women get yeast infections? So they can know how it feels to live with an irritating cunt!"

"Intensive care toddler One of the toddlers on the Intensive Care Unit is playing with a toy donkey. ICU baby, shaking that ass..."

"I didn't know how to put this gently so I drew you a picture. That's you. Now, see the guy choking you? That's me."

"how much can't could a white girl can't even if a white girl literally could not even."

"I got in touch with my inner self today. That's the last time I buy cheap toilet paper."

"Dear freight trains, way to be stuck in the 19th century."

"What's your stand on renewable energy? I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan."

"That awkward moment someone begins a tweet with ""that awkward moment"" & I slap their face with my dong."

"There are only two types of people I hate in this world... Racists and black people."