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Joke of the Day
"what's the worst part for a zombie about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair."
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"What did Mozart say to the police clerk? ""I'll be Bach"" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people"
"Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck?"
"The age old question... The age old question, if I paint my car black will it stop working or will it run faster?"
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"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because you got picked on in high school? Cop: *sniffles* Shut up."
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"Pepper spray does not taste like pepper."