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Joke of the Day
"Why don't ants get sick? Because of their tiny little anty bodies"
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"What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March? Spring break!"
"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."