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Joke of the Day

"""He's 24 months old."" 2 Your child is 2"

"Why did the fish sink? (This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick."

"Restaurant owner warns his employee: ""one must open oysters carefully""... The employee answers: ""no shucking fit!"""

"I saw a chameleon today.......he wasn't very good at being a chameleon."

"No child left behind! Act of 2001, The legislation was proposed by President George W. Bush Behind what? behind the Front line. . ."

"For real now, how many animals can you fit into one single pair of panty hose 2 calves, an ass, a beaver, an assload of hares, 1 cameltoe and 1 fish Noone can find"

"""If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you, son."" --Jay-Z consoling his son who just started menstruating."

"I'll do a lot of things for money, but I draw the line at working..."

"What do you call a brewer's first beer? A rough draft."

"How do you know when a black woman is pregnant? When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked."