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Joke of the Day

"What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March? Spring break!"

"I crossed the road, walked into a bar and changed a light bulb Then I realized my life is a joke..."

"People doubt me when I mention how accepting Canada is towards the LGBT community. But it's Trudeau."

"[text] ""Hey"" Hi. ""I'm just laying in bed thinking about you."" This is your mom. ""New phone who dis?"" Eric, that doesn't work. You texted me."

"Jesus only had 12 followers, also one sold him out to die and another unfollowed Him right before He died. So I guess I'm not doing too bad."

"What did the river say when coal barges stopped?"

"What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity? Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!"

"Purchased an hourglass for my desk at work to flip when people stop by to make them uncomfortable."

"What do you call a crazy bug on the moon? A lunar tick."

"Superpowers If you could have one superpower, what would it be? Cold war Russia."