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Joke of the Day

"What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March? Spring break!"

"On a walk, my son saw a pay phone asked what it was. I made him look it up on his Blackberry."

"Why did the dog roll down the hill? It didn?t have any legs."

"Describe yourself in three words... Lazy."

"Did you know Hitler was blinded in WW1? That's when he became a not-see"

"Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interup.....MOO!"

"I named my iPod ""The Titanic"" Oh look! It's syncing now."

"What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots."

"What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say? ""If I fits I sitz."""

"I got stung by a bee the other day..... 15 for a jar of honey!"