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Joke of the Day

"I like to dump Skittles in the toilet and then flush it 'cuz it looks like a little tiny NASCAR race."

"Roses are red Violets are blue if DNA test proves you're my sister I'll stop sleeping with you."

"If I ever start a customer service company, I'm going to name it 'Hold Please'."

"A MEXICAN AND A BLACK MAN JUMP OFF A ROOF. WHO LANDS FIRST? A: WHO CARES"

"I never buy Velcro It's such a rip off."

"Can a ninja throw any pointy object with lethal accuracy ? Shuriken"

"Don't tell me you're fat because obesity runs in your family... Not a damn thing has ever run in your family."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? NONE!"

"What do you call a dinosaur with good dental hygiene? A flossiraptor"

"What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat."