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Joke of the Day

"Q: Did you hear about the Swedish guy who found God after rehab? A: He was a bjorn-again Christian."

"How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro? because the owner will tell you"

"I come from a mixed race family... My father prefers the 100 metres...and my mother is Pakistani."

"How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida? Was it my knees? Do I have terrorist's knees? Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then? That's good."

"Let's have phone sex over walkie talkies. ""Bend over."" ""Bend what? Over."""

"If you ever get attacked by a gang of clowns... go for the juggler."

"My girlfriend broke up with me because I'm too much of an environmentalist... Oh well, not many fish left in the sea"

"Netflix and Chill or ... Redtube and Lube "

"What noise does a cat make going down the highway ? Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !"

"Happy birthday to rapper Pitbull who is 34 today, or 238 in dog years for all the other Pitbulls."