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Joke of the Day

"Damn girl, is your dad an astronaut? Because I'd like to meet him. Please let me meet your astronaut dad."

"What do you call someone who sells their butthole for sex? Prostatute"

"Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies! ^tee ^hee"

"Awful chat-up line: ""Did your mother have zika virus?"" Because I like a little head"

"What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti? Impastas"

"Can a psychotherapist fix psycho the rapist?"

"What did the boy gun say to the girl gun? Wanna bang?"

"What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic? Meals on wheels"

"What does 80 year-old pussy taste like? Depends..."

"Thank you Facebook, I can now farm without going outside, cook without being in my kitchen, feed fish I don't have & waste an entire day without having a life."