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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer? Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers."
Next Joke
"Q: How do you know a blonde likes you? A: She screws you two nights in a row."
"Welcome, take off your pants ...and jacket."
"So many Irish twins being born these days the numbers just keep Dublin up."
"Dude turned from the ATM and tripped sending about eight 20s flying into my face. I teared up a little. I get strippers, I get it."
"""why didnt you come to the Halloween party?"" I was a black kids father for Halloween this year."
"Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets? Because he was on a higher plane."
"what's wrong with pi? He is irrational and goes on and on - says the wife of pi"
"What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything"
"If everyone jumped off the docks I would too. I'm a sucker for pier pressure."