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Joke of the Day

"A man proposes. A man goes down on his knees and proposes to her: *Marry Me... and Make me the Happiest Man in the World* Looking bewildered she replied: **You want Both !!!??**"

"Why is 77 better then 69? Because you get eight more!"

"If Clinton wins presidency, who will be First Lady? Monica Lewinsky"

"When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps? Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown?"

"I learned that Honey Bees in the United States developed a form of electronics - they're called U.S. Bees."

"Shot my first turkey yesterday... Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section at the grocery store."

"Got a cease and desist letter that says I can't wear my hard hat around town until I learn how to wolf whistle."

"Do you know how Rihanna can tell when Chris has been cheating on her? He has someone else's lipstick on his knuckles."

"People say that you should drink white wine with fish.. It's not correct. People shouldn't drink with fishes."

"What do you call Santa without toys? A lost Clause"