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Joke of the Day
"What's the most immature gaming console? Ninutendo 69"
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"People say I'm a plagiarist Their word, not mine"
"Who does the Metric Cult worship? ...Demetre."
"When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom ""Are these my brains?"".""Not yet,"" she replied"
"Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit."
"Two baby seals walk into a club"
"I don't see the fun in putting money on the railway track. The bill flew away, so I put a rock on top of it. Now I'm going to Guantanamo."
"Dangerously attractive guitars get added to the sexy fenders register."
"What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river? Quatro-cinco"
"Bought a new exercise program Instructions said to stop if I felt any discomfort So I did"