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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken sees a salad"

"Wouldn't mind having a bonus hole that fireworks shot out of when I got confused."

"What do you call a cow masturbating in an open field? Beef-Stroke-Anoff"

"Why do farmers put bells on cows? Their horns don't work."

"[Michael Cera running a slice of toast under the cold tap to soften up the sharp edges before eating it]"

"If you're a white guy and walk into Home Depot without wearing sunglasses on top of your head, they legally don't have to sell you anything."

"What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe."

"The only way I'd ever get to ""bang"" a hot chick, is if I run up to one and slam her head into a wall."

"The only thing a woman wants jumping out of a cake is another cake."

"What's a teenage fish's favorite website? Prawn Hub"