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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a male cow wearing a pink shirt, orange shorts, and a purple backpack? Adorable (A-dora-bull)"

"What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian? A pair of jeans only has one fly on it"

"I just saw a guy put a hamburger between 2 pancakes so I proposed on the spot and he just said ""no"" so he's obviously the smartest man alive"

"What's Chris Martin's favorite drink? Apple Martini"

"[February 12] Henry VIII: jeez walmart is out of cards, flowers and chocolate. She's going to kill me! Unless... [February 13] beheads wife"

"Mountains are funny. They're hill areas."

"I told my dog to heel... So he went to the hospital and did all he could."

"How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer"

"What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky? A full set of teeth."

"How does a physicist exercise? By pumping ion!"