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Joke of the Day
"There is a blind guy called Miles, what is the name of his guide dog? Roger Daltrey."
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"Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose."
"What's the number ten's favorite Spanish phrase? Diez mio!"
"How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral? Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body"
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"Once I had a dog... Once I had a dog name Marlboro who didn't have any legs. Sometimes I'd take him out and we'd go for a drag"
"What's the difference between a Jew and Santa Claus? Santa goes down the chimney"
"How does the train eats ? Chew Cheww"
"Your baby's got pink eye, bronchitis AND a double ear infection? Are you even trying to keep him alive?"
"I was in the middle of a selfie and my mother walked in, now all she can say is ""don't worry son everyone's doing that."""