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Joke of the Day
"There is a blind guy called Miles, what is the name of his guide dog? Roger Daltrey."
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"What's the fourth derivative called? Inauguration. Why? Change of jerk."
"The female praying mantis devours the male within minutes after mating, while the female human prefers to stretch it out over a lifetime."
"Ranchers are protesting over round hay bales. They claim that their horses aren't getting a square meal."
"A seal walks into a bar The bartender says, ""What'll it be?"" The seal says, ""Anything but a Canadian Club."""
"I wont play GI Joes with my nephew until he learns to play it right. He's 4 years old, he should know better than to drag Vader into this."
"What time did the man go to the dentist Tooth hurt-y"
"My ex-wife still misses me... But her aim is getting better"