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Joke of the Day

"A 747 just landed at Heathrow Airport in London. After the captain shutdown the engines you could still hear the whining."

"What do you call cake that isn't yours? Stollen"

"I like my women as i like my whiskey... 10 years old and locked in a basement"

"Poison control sounds pretty easy. Most poisons can't even move."

"Did you hear about the guy who spilled beer on the stove? ... He had foam on the range."

"I feel bad for kids who see toys on the television but can't order it cause their parents have to be over 18 to call.."

"What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white? Greh."

"I was just hit on by a 13 year old, I blame you MTV. Girls should be sugar & spice and everything NICE! Not orange and pregnant."

"""They say children learn by example, even for potty training."" -I explain to my horrified neighbor as my son and dog poop on the lawn"

"Hey, Schumi that slope looks pretty steep! Nah, I'll rock this shit!"