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"So it turns out the son of a preacherman just had really long arms"
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"""This movie is so awful & unfunny I refuse to air it EVEN on a Saturday afternoon.""- No one at Comedy Central ever"
"What are people in motels doing that they need such a steady and reliable source of ice?"
"In god we trust Everyone else must pay cash"
"Did you read about the skeleton trapped in the freezer? It was a bone-chilling story."
"Always wear clean underwear, In case you are abducted by aliens"
"What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper? A real mess on your hands."
"What's the fastest land animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken"
"What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk? Lack-toes intolerant"
"How does Sean Connery shave? CTRL + S"