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Joke of the Day
"I stopped living paycheck to paycheck... ...now I live direct deposit to direct deposit."
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"What do you call a gay guy in a coma? A tomato"
"A horse walks into the bar Several people left because they realised the possible dangers of that situation."
"I bought my shoes from a drug dealer They must have been laced pretty badly, cause I've been trippin all morning"
"What do you do with an infected chemist? You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium"
"Trump , Clinton, and Hitler are about to fall of a cliff. You only have time to save on of them. Tell me why you saved Hitler."
"What's the difference between a gun and a feminist? A gun only has one trigger."
"Today's workout. Light weights. 1 hour parkouring rooftops on my block. It's surprising how many people have skylights in their bathrooms."
"What's worse than finding a hole in your condom? Finding a condom in your hole!"
"What do you call a Syrian sex toy? A blowup doll"