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Joke of the Day
"Gary Busey speaks in Wingdings font."
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"Congrats on your new baby. I remember a night where you drank a fifth of Jim Beam and crapped yourself. Glad you're raising a child now."
"Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy? they smack my bishop"
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"Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes? Because they're paid to."