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Joke of the Day

"You know what a cubicle basically says? It says 'We don't think you're smart enough for an office,but we don't want you to look at anybody.'"

"A cannibal came late to the family dinner. He was given the cold shoulder."

"What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile? IDK, i'm just a banana."

"TIL that 70% of statistics are made up on the spot. ...like for example this one."

"Told my kid that he had a viral infection and now he's excited because he thinks he's going to be famous online."

"Your momma is so fat, her personal website has a .org domain"

"[rap battle] *drops the mic* *scrambles around trying to pick up the mic* [20min earlier] *other guy covering my mic in butter*"

"Why does Trump only use a laptop computer? Because of the small keyboard."

"What did the depressed plankton do? It krilled iself!"

"Is your refrigerator running?... Cause it would probably be a better president #fridge2k16"