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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump is elected president..."
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"Q: What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college? A: Coagulations!"
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"My mother talks into the phone like a combat soldier calling in air support."
"I went to a female Arab boxing match last night. It was pretty boring, all they threw were high jabs."