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Joke of the Day

"What is the easiest way to kill a frenchman? Break his neck by slamming down the toilet seat, while he is drinking. - Otto von Bismarck"

"What do you call a funny fungus? A pungi."

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak."

"What do you call a fake Irish diamond? A shamrock."

"Sources are saying Geno Smith threw the first punch but it landed a few yards short and was returned for a touchdown."

"The girl at Starbucks wrote my name as ""Meghen"" like I lay eggs or some shit."

"Revenge is never as satisfying as you'd hope And the cops always come sooner then you expect"

"Your honor, may I approach the bench? Judge: You may *benches 200lbs in 3 sets of 20 reps* The defense rests"

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba dum tss."

"What is Mary short for? She has no legs"