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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fake Irish diamond? A shamrock."
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"What's a gay-bar pickup line? Can I push your stool in?"
"Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gang bang"
"I went to the zoo and there was one dog in the whole zoo. It was a shih tzu"
"What do you call a herpes pun? a play on warts"
"1) Put index and thumb together. 2) Place them where nose meets forehead. 3) Close eyes. 4) Sigh. 5) Check to see if person still talking."
"Every joke about reddits mods [removed]"
"What are Mario's overalls made out of? *Denim, Denim, Denim*"
"""I love Justin Bieber"" well I love McDonalds but you dont see me making an account pretending to be a chicken nugget, do you?"
"The hardest part of Hypochondriacs Anonymous is admitting you don't have a problem."