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Joke of the Day

"William Shatner is going to sponsor a new line of women's jeans made to hide adult diapers underneath. They're going to be called Shatner Pants."

"A Jewish boy asks his Father... A Jewish boy asks his Father, ""Dad, can i have 50 pence please? His Father replies, ""40 pence! What do you want 30 pence for?"""

"50 years from now...""Remember that time we were fighting the riot police and the National Guard ..."" ""...and your mommy shows up and kicks your ASS?"""

"Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes? Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is?"

"Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU? Because there is no Turkey"

"Why did the fly eat all of the butter? He wanted to become a butterfly!"

"I don't worry about Friday the 13th. It's bad luck to be superstitious."

"Thanks for explaining the word ""many"" to me... It means a lot."

"What do you call a fatality that results from friendly fire in a gang war? Homiecide"

"A new vending machine opened up at isis headquarters today... It was called the allahu snackbar."