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Joke of the Day

"There's nothing quite like a pissed off toddler trying to make her point by angrily storming away on a ride on ladybug"

"What do you call a mexican who has a rubber toe and lost his car, Robert carlos"

"Astronauts are the only people who followed through on what they wanted to be when they grew up."

"I heard abortion was really a race issue. There is no gray area its all black and white."

"Friends are like snow flakes. If you pee on them they go away."

"I swear if anyone makes fun of Mike Tyson... I'll whoop their ath!"

"Too drowsy to operate heavy machinery. Moving on to light firearms."

"I caught my Grandma sucking my Grandad's cock last night. A bit weird, since I thought they buried it along with the rest of him."

"Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks."

"Is it normal for your right testicle to be larger than your other two?"