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Joke of the Day
"What country can't be hacked? Madagascar, because all their ports are closed."
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"My phone never asks me to put my husband down."
"The NBA should really draft some thirsty ratchet bitches. They're hella quick on the rebound!"
"I love getting kisses from my dogs but, I'm starting to worry about the one who keeps trying to give me the slow tongue."
"What do you call a bee that never dies? A zomBEE!"
"What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic? Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog."
"Text ""BONER"" to 69696 to donate $69 dollars to the Rad Cross"
"I hate it when women can argue with you for hours... ...but two minutes into a blowjob and their jaw hurts"
"Hippy walks into a bar The barman says ""Sorry, we don't serve free spirits"""
"[rubs magic lamp] GENIE: You get 3 wishes ""Anything?"" GENIE: No wishin for more wishes ""I wish for more genies"" GENIE: I don't like you"