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Joke of the Day

"Spoil any movie by telling ur friend ""Ice Cube dies"" before they watch it. They'll be waiting for Ice Cube to appear and die the whole time"

"What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut? Your aim."

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because if they did they would be Bagels"

"How to kill time. Hold your right ear with your lett hand and your nose with your right hand, then hold your left ear with your right hand and your nose with your left hand, and repeat and repeat."

"What happens when the fog clears in California? UCLA"

"There once was a guy with five dicks. How do you think his pants fit him? Like a glove."

"What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school? THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU."

"When Geese fly in a ""V"" formation, do you know why one side of the ""V"" is longer? There's more geese on that side."

"You all need to stop worrying about Trump becoming the next president... There's no way he's moving into a smaller house in a black neighborhood!"

"Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in? That's how you set the bar high."