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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my socks Full of my jizz and forgotten about somewhere"
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"Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis? He gives them runs!"
"My walk of shame is putting back the 9 boxes of assorted cereals that my wife found in the grocery cart."
"What did the girl say when her boyfriend asked her to rate the size of his penis? Urinate (heh just made this one up)"
"Hey Feminazis, I sprained my wrist jet-skiing this weekend, so you can shut up about the ""pain of childbirth."""
"What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going."
"WHAT is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WAH TAHH!!!!"
"When would a discount be a bad thing? Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free."
"If bullshit could float...you'd be the Admiral of the fleet! "
"Your Mother is like Communism... Shared by everyone."