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Joke of the Day
"Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis? He gives them runs!"
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"You know what my favorite Armchair book is? Mein Kampfy Kouch"
"What's Jared Fogles favourite Vietnamese cocktail? Sum yung gai"
"*mugger walks up* GIMME EVERYTHING YOU GOT! *mugger slowly walks away with $2.16 and a lifetime of anxiety & existential misunderstanding*"
"Women are always complaining that I make too many 'dick' jokes but I don't understand why. I mean, that's the only part of me guaranteed to make them laugh."
"What did the fruit say to the vegetable, at dinner? Lettuce Pray"
"Did the bionic monster have a brother ? No but he had lots of trans-sisters!"
"I'm starting a therapeutic cooking class for Parkinson's Disease patients. It's called ""Shake & Bake""."
"Comedian In A Fight!! What does a comedian use in a fight? A Punch Line"
"Losing my virginity was a lot like my first football game Hurt, bloody, but at least my dad came."