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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my tea Hot with a splash of milk."
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"How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver? He beeps twice before coming through the flaps."
"Why was the harvester pleaded guilty? Cause he's a cereal killer."
"People who are afraid of pedophiles Need to grow up"
"Indians are better with computers because they are the 1's who invented 0's"
"What tool turns a 20mm hole into a 100mm hole? A pedophile."
"If a man opens the car door for his wife... it's either a new car or a new wife."
"Yesterday, I got so depressed.. ..I spent entire day listening to Celine Dion records. . . Or that's what I thought until I realised my cat had fallen in to the dryer."
"How does Harry Potter travel about? Walking -Jk Rolling"
"Looting has hit London's Covent Garden Specifically the new Apple Store. Police are looking for iWitnesses."