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Joke of the Day

"What is a suicide bombers worse fear? Dying alone..."

"What is a jewish man's biggest dilemma? Free bacon"

"An Indian diabetic wasn't following his diet... You could say that he was naan-compliant."

"Do you know what would make this sub better? No more /u/JokeExplainBot"

"What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind as he hits your car windshield on the highway? His ass."

"I went on a tour of a soap factory last week. I forgot which one it was, but I'm sure it will Dawn on me."

"Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning? Because the friar rises!"

"You can now experience skydiving without a parachute! It's a once in a lifetime opportunity!"

"Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse? He wanted a Trigger warning."

"What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment."