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Joke of the Day
"What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose."
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"Pirates used to wear eye patches because they had hooks for hands"
"There was an inflation joke on reddit once It blew up"
"What did the dolphin say to the frog? Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy."
"What did the police officer say to his stomach? I've got you under a vest."
"Why does Hillary Clinton have two Ls in her first name? 1 for 2008, 1 for 2016"
"Me: ""I can't turn on the shower"" Plumber: ""It's seen you naked so often the excitement's gone. Try dressing up"" *Hands over shower cap*"
"What is worse than 7 babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to 7 trees:)"
"Why are turn signals great workers? When they get tired and burn out, they work twice as hard."
"Pickle bread How do you make pickle bread? You use dill dough."