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Joke of the Day
"What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet."
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"Never tip a cow more than 15%."
"I went to the doctor and said, ""My penis is burning."" He said, ""That means someone is talking about it."" - Garry Shandling. RIP."
"I have decided I will never get down to my original weight. Besides 7.5 pounds is unrealistic anyway."
"Whats the difference... Between a hormone and and enzyme? You cant hear an enzyme."
"We don't need a girlfriend... Our assignments irritates us everyday... that's enough!!"
"In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing."
"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff.. Bahh, dum, hiss"
"You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?"
"There are two fish in a tank... ...one is driving, the other one is operating the guns"