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Joke of the Day
"The first rule of Chinese Whisper Club: Don't talk about Tiny Whiskers Grub."
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"You need subtitles. Me to every 2yr old."
"Guy walks into a bar... So, this guy walks into a bar with 2 Bananas in his ears. Bartender says ""Hey buddy, whats up with the Bananas?"" Guy says ""What?"""
"""Why do Jews hate sex?"" ""Because the pussy is too close to the gas chamber."" Cody Edwards"
"My phone didn't get a ring all day. . Then I forgot I had it in lebron mode."
"The dentist just said I need a crown, so I jumped up and yelled, ""I'm king of the dentists!"" The nitrous made it funny."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U & I and your hot friend Amber together."
"Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak."
"What's the difference between a sweatshirt and a jacket? I don't sweatshirt 3 times a day."
"My dad told me never to explain fashion to Tommy, Hilfiger."