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Joke of the Day
"What's so fragile that even mentioning it breaks it? The male ego."
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"Assorted s a/e x jokes Remember to always practice safe sax We don't suck we blow wet the butt, wiggle, and blow"
"I spent 8 hours on my Math book yesterday Gotta admit , i slept pretty peacefully"
"Whats Super Mario's Favorite Website? Yahoo!"
"War Chat What did one militia say to the other militia? I'll siege you later! (Sorry, but I had to post something original, I created an account!)"
"Any time you see a mass suicide case on the news, you can pretty much assume the assembly of an IKEA product was the cause."
"If television has taught me anything, it's that I can totally outrun an explosion."
"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? It heard the referee was blowing fowls"
"I just started watching a documentary about Abu Hamza... I'm hooked!"
"What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants? Donald Trunk."