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Joke of the Day

"INTERVIEWER to job applicant: ""Do you think you could come up with any reason you want this job other than your parents want you out of their house?"""

"Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you'd like to meet Him."

"The recommended age to have a Ouija Board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 years old to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil."

"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? OMG!!!!!!! BREATHE!! BREEEEEATHE!!!!!"

"They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now!"

"What did German kids get for Christmas during th holocaust? Easy Bake Ovens"

"Why did all the guys like the bus driver? She was busty."

"Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV."

"Fun way to prank Jesus is to invite him snorkeling haha he'd be stuck on top walking on the water while ur underneath having all the fun"

"Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank? He was drinking on the job."