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Joke of the Day
"Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you'd like to meet Him."
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"I just had to fire my Korean housekeeper... ...She kept trying to wok the dog."
"What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet? Anything you want. He can't hear a thing."
"What's the difference between batman and a black person? Batman can go to the store without robin'"
"What's the difference between a camera and a foot? A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)"
"The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree! Those gifts are friends, family, kids and the one you love!!"
"What do ghosts use to phone home? A terror-phone."
"I spotted a jaguar earlier today, Now it looks like a leopard."
"I found out about Forrest Gump while looking into Fitbits. He was the best of all the running aids."
"What did the plate say to the mug? Food's on me tonight."