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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ? Bark you car on the drive !"
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"My girlfriend is like the square root of -1 Imaginary"
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"What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke? Yours."
"Why was the lifeguard unable to save the hippie from drowning in the ocean? He was too *far out, man*."
"What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns? Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here."
"What's Donald Trump's favorite drug? Cuckaine"
"I was walking around an art gallery with my wife. ""Does anything in this room get you excited?"" she said, with a cheeky wink. I said, ""Yes, some of the paintings."""
"William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that's crying 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'"
"Dad asks his kids what the third planet from the sun is called? Kids: - Earth! Dad: - Yeah, but it has another name. Kids: - Oh, dad. We don't know! Tell us! Dad: - Exactly! [drops mic]"