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Joke of the Day
"What Came First... The chicken Or the furry?"
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"A programmer's wife sends him to the store for a loaf of bread. On his way out she adds, ""and if they have eggs, get a dozen"". He returns home with 12 loaves of bread."
"Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity? Because all of their broads are in Atlanta"
"Protip: If you're walking in your office taking deep breaths because someone made popcorn, don't forget to stop as you enter the restroom."
"Waking up in the middle of the night to a 4.0 earthquake is kinda awesome until you realize it was not an earthquake & what's that smell?"
"What do you call a French guy wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope"
"What do you call a man with no shins? Tony."
"A waiter just asked me if eat meat. I felt like a 70 year old women getting carded at a bar."
"A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feels so good."
"Why do they call them 'jews'? ""'jew gonna do anything with that, 'cause I can take it off your hands?"""